So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
time to smoke my breakfast
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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