I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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