i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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