Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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