i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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