you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
