i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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