soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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