everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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