if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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