At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
