So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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