ugly people sure do ruin things
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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