just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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