Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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