Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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