You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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