I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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