i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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