As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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