Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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