I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
i out mim tonsoeep
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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