I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
