Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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