No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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