You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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