omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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