I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
