Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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