ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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