She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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