Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Do you still have your period?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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