There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
try to milk me bitch
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
