how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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