god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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