she was so not down for the gang bang
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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