i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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