Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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