TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he laminated a picture of his dick.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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