They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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