You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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