yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I have aggressive nipples.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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