guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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