I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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