its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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