Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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