I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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