gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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