It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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