Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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