I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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