All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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