No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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