i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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